Friday, January 27, 2012

Man, That Bill Collector



Man, that bill collector's been looking for me
Leaving notes on my screen door for all to see
Knocking on my windows while I hide behind my couch

My car is in the driveway but he don’t know I’m here
A boot's been put on it, I can't get it to steer
Knocking on my windows while I hide behind my couch

Them Credit Card Companies been calling me
Leaving them voicemails as nasty as can be
He’s still at my windows while I hide behind my couch

Damn landlord’s here, looking for his rent
Way passed due but all my moolah’s been spent
Dude still at my windows while I hide behind my couch

Landlord on the porch and phone ringing off the hook
Collector at the window and me still in my nook
All coming at me while I hide behind my couch

My car’s booted up, on foot I wont get far
So I’m hiding where all my dirty socks are
Knocking on my windows while I hide behind my couch

Yeah, knocking on my windows while I hide behind my couch

(Late 2006)