The Dude goes by his middle name at work, because when he was hired there were "too many other people with the same first name", according to him.
Today I asked if I could call him by his first name.
He replied that I couldn't because he only liked his mother using his first name.
I told him that I would call him Frank then.
Immediately and I mean immediately, he replied "fine, I'll call you Ralph".
I guess it was one of those situations where you just had to be there. Because it was hilarious.
The Dude is the greatest man I've ever worked with.
