What Kind Of Show Are You People Running?

After a great holiday with Awesome Marsha, I trekked on over to the Ninja's for some more holiday cheer.
There were lots of great gifts (I raked in Christmas Booty like pirate on steroids), laughing, playing with LastName, and so much more.
Only one problem.
It almost didn't happen because the Ninja was supposed to be back to work that day.
It would have helped if they told HER that.
But things got cleared up over the phone, and we had a great day together.

So today became the new day for her to go back to work.  Her first day back to work in three months from maternity leave.

She gets to the store to open it up, and finds that she has no way to log in to the computer...and can't actually open the store.

And none of her coworkers would answer their phones to tell her what to do.

Even the corporate office had no advice, other than "you need to get hold of somebody who works there".

So FIRST y'all schedule her to be at work on a day when she was to have holiday time with the greatest guy on the planet - me.  And you don't tell her she is supposed to be at work.

NEXT you schedule her to open a store when she hasn't been at that job for three months.  You know, your first day back to work would be best with somebody else.  Just in case you're a little rusty.

THEN the coup de grace.  You don't even have anything in place so she can actually work.

What kind of show are you people running?

Folks, this store seems to operate like a headless chicken farm.  With a headless farmer.