Smokes cost too darn much.
So for the duration of my career in developing lung cancer I have decided to save money.
The wad people walked me through making the cigarettes, thought I was hilarious, and promised me the smokes were "healthier" since they have all natural tobacco.
(That's kind of like saying drinking all natural motor oil won't hurt you as bad as synthetic. But whatever.)
I was so pumped.
I was offered all kinds of accessories. Gay little cigarette cases. Zippos. Incense. Stogies. Mugs.
I was happy enough with just the cancer, so I bid them farewell.
Big old bag of stanky cigarettes in hand.
