I woke up this morning on the couch after having some seriously weird dreams.
The Three Stooges were on TV.
That explains the dreams.
Also, I thought I had an accident during the night because my pants were soaked. I was thinking "great it's time to buy some adult diapers".
(In thinking about that comment, Last Name Baby's diapers would probably fit me since my tookis is so small. But anywho.)
It wasn't an accident, however. I had an icepack on my knee when I dozed off. It leaked all over the place. Knee felt better, but it was a tad chilly!
So I took a shower and changed into dry clothes, and decided that I wanted to have a smoke. So I walked like a zombie out to the deck to sit on the stairs.
I went face first off the deck into mud.
(Maybe next time I will look to see how close I am to the stairs so I don't just....walk off the deck.)
Back into the house I go to once again get new clothes, and to take another shower.
The hot water was all gone this time. Cold shower.
Then I went into work. Which is where I am now.
At least I watched where I was walking when I went down the flight of steps to the shop. The morning is getting better already.
