Thursday, March 24, 2011

These Eyes Are Dangerous

I went to the bank to finally deposit a check from my company.  They were getting a bit testy since they issued it back in January and I lost it.  Then they reissued it and...I guess I didn't need the money?

(Also, my ATM card was no longer working, which was my true inspiration for going in the first place.)

As I am standing there, the lady working the drive through turns around and starts staring at me.
I began to get a bit uncomfy.
She then asked if I was Paul.  I told her that I was, but had no idea how she would know who I am.
She then went on about how it must have been since October since I had been there, and she never saw me with glasses, and never saw me with a beard (so it must have been longer than October).
I didn't mention it, but I am also 20 pounds lighter than I was back in October.  But anyways.
I asked her how she would know my name if it had been so long, and since I looked so different.

She replied with "your eyes".

Odd.