Before There Was Easy Rider...

...there was this masochistic sex fiend.

If you're into movies that reflect the mentality of the 60's, this might be the film for you.

However, it's entirely from a woman's point of view, so you have to deal with her constant thoughts in the form of narration.  And I mean constant, which accurately depicts the constant flow of traffic through a woman's head.

The good:  -She's incredibly beautiful, and the fact that she's revealed to be naked under her leathers several times in the film.

-She's probably the horniest woman on the planet, somehow even managing to rub one out on her motorcycle seat while speeding on the autobahn.

-She rides one of the sweetest Harleys on screen.

The Bad: -60's special effects.

-Bad use of simulated riding in a lot of shots (her hair isn't even blowing in some scenes where she is supposed to be riding over 100 MPH).
-Her dreams in the movie are completely freaky.  Enough to give you similar nightmares.

Wanna Write A Real Sweetheart?

I'm amazed that they allow death row inmates to have pen pals.
Ever hear of good ole' Cleophus?

The man was convicted of raping and murdering six women.  But check out his profile description.

Wow.  Get some stamps, stationary, a good pen, and write this sweetie.

http://www.ccadp.org/CA3.htm

CLEOPHUS PRINCE JR.   "Stop!"  "Stop!"  "Stop!"  "Stop!"  "Stop!" Now that I have your attention, you might as well continue reading and be pleasantly surprised !  My name is Cleophus Prince "Jr" and I'm an intelligent open minded, compassionate, and caring soul who is looking for someone to brighten a fella's day with a letter or whatever.  Being that life here is as exciting as watching paint dry, I'm really hoping that by the time you finish reading this your interest has been piqued enough to want to respond.  If you do I'm sure you'll have the time of your life !  (wanna bet?) Let me tell you a little about myself, I'm 32 years old, 5'10, 185 lbs.  I enjoy working out, reading, poetry, music, watching TV, and meeting new people.  What am I looking for?  Someone I can share my thoughts, feelings, and experience with, in other words a friend.  If this is something you're willing to give a try contact me.

Cleophus Prince Jr.
PO Box  H99600  / 4EY5
San Quentin State Prison
San Quentin, CA
94974 USA

She's Good Company

And knows how to get crazy with it.

With my training and guidance, she could be the craziest.

BTTF Again!

Watched part II and III last night on AMC.

They play it all again tonight.  Sweet!

Biff Tanner is the bomb.

Lunch With The Dude

Brett, Dudick, and I went to Bob Evans today.

On our way in the front door, the topic of farting in hip waders was mentioned again.  Brett brought it up.

Reference HERE for more info on that topic.

Dudick's response was hilarious.

He said something to the effect of "speaking of farting, I love farting in bed because it pisses my wife off".

What a stud.

This Hawaiian beauty is some good company.

She's only been in my area for a few years, and has been wanting me to hit the town with her for quite a while.

The company was great, the girl is beautiful, but her fake green eyes were freaking me out. 

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Brownies...My Heart Is Broken (Nothing New)

It was like watching a junior varsity football team play the Ravens.

I'd rather lose to even the Steelers than the Ravens, which we probably will next week.

For a team with so much potential, it seems hopeless.  They use their potential to excel in getting their asses whooped.

So.  Maybe next year?

Who am I kidding.

***

I'm still a browns fan, although from most of my write ups it may be hard to tell.  I am just so sick of getting all the flack each season from everyone in this town.  I'm the only Browns fan that I know of, out of all the people I know in this area, both at work and outside of it.  I deserve the flack though, since my team is pretty stanky.  With a capital 'S'.

Also, as a 'skins fan my luck hasn't fared any better.  I've been known to wear some 'skins apparel when I'm out and about, and believe me...people let their opinion be known.

So next week it's the Browns Vs. the Steelers.  I might catch that game with Fred.  So that I can watch my team saunter around the field like puppies without a home and get the crap kicked out of them like they deserve.

Christmas With Awesome

It was a very merry holiday with Awesome Marsha.

We chilled, laughed, and watched movies.

And of course we exchanged some excellent gifts.

Some of the most awesome gifts were from jupmode, which is probably the single greatest apparel company ever.  One of the shirts matches my favorite hoodie.

I think since I already wear the hoodie almost everyday, I might as well wear this shirt underneath it.  That way I can unzip the hoodie and people will see some double greatness going on.

I'm just a pimp like that.

http://www.jupmode.com/

We also took some time to get some hiking in.

It didn't work out really well since we were wearing sneakers like a couple of goofs, but it was pretty funny trying to get up the first hill.

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I hope everyone had as great a Christmas as I did.  I consider it the best Christmas I've had, and I hope to have many more like it.

Happy Holidays everyone.

Dinner (Stole Pic From Amber)

I went over to Amber and Wildman's crib tonight.  Amber cooked a really good meal.

I wonder if she'll let me come over for dinner all the time if I work around their house or something.  Because the food is always really good.

Alex hung out with me, because he's so awesome.

And talk about awesome presents.  I seriously have great friends.

After hanging out there, Wildman, Aric, and myself went out for some last minute gift runs.

It was really nice to walk around the mall like we were the three coolest guys on the planet.

Happy holidays, everyone.

And spend time with the people you care about, because you won't regret it.

Gift Wrapping

After some work, I hunkered down to focus on wrapping.

It was a mess of scotch tape, bows, and rolled colorful papers that wouldn't lay flat while I wrapped.

But in the end I got it all done.

Now I'm sitting for a few before getting ready to have dinner at Wildman & Amber's place.

Good people make the holidays great.

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Safe

This thing was a real ball buster.

I think Wildman and I almost killed ourselves moving it.

But.  Security is top priority.

I just wish I had bigger muscles.  Woah.

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Man Style Shopping

Get it all done in one day.  That's how a man does it.

There's all kinds of crazy shoppers out there.  People were arguing with each other, kids were crying and their parents were assuring them they wouldn't have any presents if they weren't 'good', and the lines were long.

But when on a mission, a man doesn't worry about all that drivel.

I walked by the people who were arguing and blocking the items I wanted, and grabbed the things on my list as I could.  Then I made my rounds again and grabbed the other items when the coast was clear.  One by one I checked off items on my list, and in a very short time with minimal driving I had everything.

All done.

(I need to get one of those 'EASY' buttons from Staples.)

So people please...don't go driving yourself nuts.  Keep it simple and get the crap done.

Happy holidays to the few sane shoppers out there.

Time Travel

Fox and Lloyd are amazing in this movie!

Fox has been one of my favorites ever since this flick came out.

Great start to the weekend!

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'End of the Year' Lunch

Steve threw his yearly Christmas lunch today, but decided it was going to be called the 'End of the Year' lunch.
Dudick sat next to me.  We discussed shotguns and other man things.
He drank two tall beers, and the more he drank the funnier he got.  The man is my hero.
There was a lot of laughing at the table, of course, and I think a good time was had by all.
It's a good feeling to be surrounded by so many good people.
The holiday is just around the corner and so many of them are taking time off for it.  So having everyone in one place was awesome.

home from scranton

wildman and i went to scranton for the project we have together.

the place is a greasy, nasty mess.  anything you touch is covered in that crap.  and with my love of heights combined with everything being slippery, i was having a blast.

we even had to squeegee the pit in order to walk in it.  

actually, it's definitely not my idea of fun.

but of course, we still found a way to accomplish as much as we could and had some laughs.

good to be home.

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On Site

Wildman squeegies like a champ.

here we go

i am ready.

updates

 - On the 4th was the company Xmas party.  It was a really good time.  I showed up stag, but danced with some of the wives of my coworkers.  I gotta tell ya, some of them ladies can get down with it.  Peebs better keep an eye on his wife, because she was eyeballing my goodies all night after we danced.
Well, at least that is what I told myself.
I'll get some pictures posted soon, maybe.  But I have to get them from other people.  I didn't take any.
Shannon stopped over to my place after the party.  She was dressed really nice.  It was nice to have company, but going to bed at four in the morning was a mistake.

-The Big Guy had a surprise retirement party at the Fox and the Hound last week.  All us controls guys stopped out to bid him farewell.  I know I'll personally miss him.

-I met Fred's daughter this weekend.  She seemed like a nice girl.  Doesn't look much like him, which is probably why she's so hot.

-It's also Fred's birthday this weekend.  Old fart.

-I'm starting to pack for the trip next week.  The engineering department is busier than ever now, and it's time for some buckling down.  I live for this.  We'll have machines punching out parts in no time.

-I'll be starting a gym membership after we get back.  That way I can get some swimming and work outs in.  Lord knows I don't have the motivation to work out in my apartment, and swimming in the tub makes the back stroke too difficult.  So this will be good for me.

Really?  The Bills?
Wow.

He's The King...

...of the douche bags.

He's quoted as saying "I'm the next O.J."

If that's the case, many will smile when he ends up in prison.

Last Visit To Our Place

The Big Guy came to see us for the last time.

He's retiring at the end of this month, and we will all miss him.

We took him to Root's, and bought him lunch this time.

He is the best. 

Dudick

Dudick claims that I am only entitled to one visit per day in his cubicle.
However, since he has been with the company so long, he claims he is entitled to seven visits per day in mine.

To The Dungeon We Return

Wildman, myself, and a service guy are going to Scranton during the week of the 12th.  It's going to be some greasy nastiness.
Good thing we are tough.
It's a government facility.  Maybe Obama will show up.
He wouldn't wanna play basketball with me, that's for sure.

Z Man's Lights Have Returned

Exactly one year later, the Z has implemented the ultimate distraction.

They change all kinds of colors.

I just sit there for hours, drooling.

A Year Ago.