Ouch

Today I loaded my stapler with staples. When it wouldn't close all the way, I tried squeezing it shut.
My thumb happened to be right in the path of the staple, and I stapled my thumb. All that was showing of the staple was the center....the two verticals were buried in the thumb.
Bozo of the year award goes to me!
So I then tried to look in the first aid kit that was bestowed on me from my involvement in first aid training. There were no band-aids. There was a bandage that was big enough to make me into a mummy, however.
I am still in disbelief that I did that. Ouch.
I included two links to previous posts. One that shows the stapler, and the other refers to the first aid training.
Kids...don't try that at home!

Reference:
http://www.outlandishbiscuit.com/2009/03/first-aid.html
http://www.outlandishbiscuit.com/2008/07/hole-puncher.html