More happy news about my car! A LOT of more news!

Now, the back windows no longer roll up or down.
The front right CV joint is going all of the sudden, and causing all kinds of annoying racket.
The chrome is once again peeling on the rims, so the car sounds once again like a rolling garbage can.
The LOW COOLANT light is on every other time I turn on the car, even though I fill it up continuously. So obviously the oil is probably 50% oil. Basically, when you open the oil cap...you see green coolant.
So the engine is going to blow at some point.
The gas mileage is again suffering from a troublesome, intermittent EGR valve.
Oh, and the transmission slippage has finally taken itself to the next step....it slips fairly regularly.
So then. I am reminded of Adam Sandler's song 'Piece Of Shit Car'.
I think that is fitting for my car.